h0 ran things tonight (maybe thats why we lost) and gathered people as I ate my delicious dinner and shaft wrote yet... ANOTHER PAPER (fuck lawschool). We headed in with grim looks on our faces as MM was wasted, and the roster was 99% offense players (exception being faze who plays defense a bit as well). For some reason which I still cannot comprehend zack was placed on offense with myself slippy and eminent with no sound input or output. A scout who cannot hear his concs is not a good idea, so mid round after us doing jack shit he switched with MM who was engy whilst h0 faze and scorcher made up the rest of the D. After the switch we did a little better but it was too late. Round 2 noone wanted to play, since noone wanted to play Round 1 even, but we alas we all caved and played, even slippy. We could have won round 2 but h0's connection and faze's love of fucking sniper ended that dream as they got the tying cap near the end. Overall it was a mess, we welcome competition I just wish we could have fielded a team to tackle it (rather just our team not being disabled, get a fucking sound card zack) and maybe a defensive player to show up someday.

MVP goes to whoever the ex offensive guy chophopping was for being a winner.

From early in the day things looked grim, shaft had a final for school, h0 said hed be back at 11, and slippy said hed be going out to eat. Since these 3 are weekly players it definitely did not bode well. DrPorkChop came on out of nowhere and insisted we play (I guess this is our wedding present to him) so I went to look for the troops. Since it was bases faze provided an obvious showing, and we managed to force beyond to play. Due to my many text message threats slippy rushed home at 930 and made it during prematch, which is also where we set our strats. Me and slippy soldiered, zack hw'ed and porkchop engied. Offense was faze(demolol),stink,emi,beyond. We desperately tried our best to not let them touch our flag once but unfortunately drp and zack had no comms and we let two out :(. After that zack gave up and played in the RR so me and slippy roamed around. Faze det their computer some retardedly high number of times (which im sure hell post here) and emi went into beast mode touching the flag 53 times (not bad for bases). Faze det the computer at the scoreboard so my ss read 355 and thats what was reported to STA, but it changed to 360 after most of us left apparantly. WAR had some euro players bail on them so they forfeited round 2 but they were good sports as usual.

As much as it pains me to say it, mvp to faze (i guess everyone can have 2 good rounds in their life) for getting a ton of dets and goin 64-29 as O demo (how the fuck did you only die 29 times).

A match two weeks in a row? CRAZY! This time our opponent was SNAFU, we got guys ahead of time which was a nice change. Went in hard Round 1 and capped and capped, in about 5 minutes h0 and I had 100 score's each. From then it was just h0 trying to get 200 while slippy ran around stabbing people. Defense was terrible, round ended 26-4. To our surprise, SNAFU did not forfeit round 2 (cant say we would do the same in that situation). They had some recruit try to mutiny or something, but they put a stop to the silly recruit. Round 2 we switched O and D. I saw our offense was spies and for some reason just ignored it, round started and they came my way disguised, I shot a few of them before remembering past SD2 and raiden matches and that it was our offense mixed with theirs. I don't think after that offense ever played seriously, I would just see spies soldiers pyros and absolutely atrocious horrible snipers coming out of our base. Shaft carried them to 14 caps. Our defense held nicely to 2 caps when suddenly our whole offense goes engineer to mess around. Somehow this trigged a fart in eminents brain and he pretty much went afk for 5 minutes as the SNAFU got 3 damn relays to get 5 caps total. DAMN YOU OFFENSe FOR CONFUSING EMINENT.

Noone deserves MVP.

So after a month we get to play another TFC match. There are only 4 active clans, including us, in STA now. uC is one of them and we played Monkey tonight (YESSSSSSS). Naturally since it was Monkey we had enough to play. Round 1 they struck first but things settled and we won 6-3. Round 2 angel went offense which pretty much sealed the win as we capped 13 times. Our defense dropped 2 guys (faze ragequit obviously). So they got a few coast to coasts until we got 8 again. Round ended 13-7.

MVP to uC's offense for cockblocking me in the yard mid conc every fucking time.

This match was a reason to miss divisional play. By all means WAR were classy and good sports but it was fairly lopsided. We gave it our all as did they, no lame play which was nice. There was no Round 2 which was nice since it was late. GG WAR.

MVP angel for 4 coast to coasts' in one life.

It has been 5 weeks since our last TFC match. We have been forfeited on, leaguewide BYE's twice and forfeited ourselves. Finally we were going to get our match... oh wait we have 4 people. I made JaNordy play for us which convinced poly and zack to play. So we managed to get 8 at 935 then we had to pick a map to play. We got started at about 950 with no strategy. We let out a bunch of relays on D but once we reset we held them. Our offense decided to get into a fight with theirs which led to huge MM1 fights with loche and tercel. FaZe yelling at loche to shut up, and slippy bitching about being shot good times. We lost 7-4. Round 2 I went offense switching with zack to keep loche's retarded ass inline. Despite loche lagging out mid round we kept capping and the ovo to a minimum as we grabbed the victory 10-4.

A terrible map, a last second strategy and roster, and round 2 of the worst server played on in the past 5 years (seriously fix your fucking server even half your team hates it). Round 1 we capped first then MM got 600 ping and the capping stopped, we lost by 3. Round 2 MM continued the shit ping as did the rest of our team while I suffered with 80-140 ping constantly fluctuating. Stink came in for me, don't know the score but we lost by a bit I believe.

Hopefully see you on a real map and server next time.

Skoal needs to learn our active roster, Havok needs to learn how to TK, ex offense needs to learn how to unbind chophop. Won our title back and get to lose it next week to TDA woo.

Other updates in the past month:

Time to get happy: Welcome back Beyond, Manimal, Arcane, Poly. Welcome Mascot, now learn how to hold the ele up. Welcome Andy. Welcome Shafts new internet.

Happy Trails: Beyond, Arcane, Ricky

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU CIDES

A shutout apparantly, offense dominated both rounds, defense blew because they let a flag to the fucking RAMP before it returned. Loche was terrible according to shaft never doing his job is all I remember.

Capped enough round 1 to warrant a offense defense switch. Slippy angel arcane and shaft locked it down round 2.